Here are some stupid questions:
Q: "Ringo, would you show us your grey hair?"
RINGO: "No."
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Q: "Have you ever measured your hair to see whose is the longest?"
BEATLES: "No!"
GEORGE: "I think mine is anyway, 'cuz it grows faster than the others."
JOHN: "I'm usually a close second."
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Q: "Paul, I saw a picture of your father and I notice that he has thinning hair."
PAUL: "Mmm-hmm."
RINGO: "But he's 65, what do you expect!"
(laughter)
Q: "When your hair starts thinning, what will you do?"
PAUL: (laughs) "Let it thin, you know."
GEORGE: "Grow a beard."
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Q: "I'd like to ask you all a personal question about your hair. How can ...