mja6758 said
Ok, I thought it a stretch, at the same time the evil George 1 (or something like that) was writing a song. I could either delete my foolish interruption or bow my head in admiration. I bow my head in admiration.
[indignantly] I wrote a good 70% of those lyrics or better! 
(Still puzzled how someone could call "Melon or Fig Beet" 'a stretch' while giving the awful "Chive My Chard" a pass!)