YouKnowMyName said
In French class we had to write a short essay related to a career. I wrote mine as a letter. "Cher Monsieur ou Madame, vous lirez mon livre? Il m'a pris les années pour écrire, vous jetez un oeil?" and then I went off talking about how my book will make millions and how it's about a dirty man whose wife doesn't understand. I don't know if my teacher will catch the Paperback Writer references, but I got a laugh out of it.
I got a laugh out of it too. Let us know if your teacher gets ...