parlance said
On @midnight (a game show with comedian contestants), they were asked to "redneck" a song, and one of them said "I am the Walmart."
parlance
I Am The Wal-Mart
Mother’s here, my sister’s here, my cousin’s here
And they’re all the same person
See how we run through aisles one by one, see how we buy
We’re buying
Wearing my pajamas - waiting for next laundry day
Gotta buy a tee-shirt, maybe even some pants
Man I been a naughty boy, I left the house like this.
I am the ...