vonbontee: I owe you credit for the name of the song (and the line in the song where it says "Melon or Fig Beet"), but that's all. 
Finish the song, and then I might give you more credit. 
mja6758 said
But then no one slagged off "Horse!" which given what's going on in Europe I thought lucky to get away with:
What's going on in Europe? ...Or do I not want to know?