Gerell on Beatle dreams

Not exactly another Beatle dream, but I dreamt that someone invented a turntable utilising paper! Yes Paper! The record they tried out was RAM it was a stereo copy because my dream maker [someone writing the dreams in my head] purposely added a "stereo"  label on the left side of the record which is would be unlikely in the real world., I was really angry because it might damage the record. And they're even playing it vertically instead of horizontally.