At work the other day, I had "Abbey Road" playing in the stereo. This guy came in, who I absolutely can't stand. The guy is just insufferable, a total jerk all the time for no reason. I try to serve him as little as possible and let my suck-up slut of an assistant manager deal with him. He's a drummer and he thinks he's hot shit for that, too. Anyways, so he's at the counter, and "Come Together" is playing. He states, all cocky, "This is Paul McCartney". I'm like, "Actually, it's The Beatles.. and ...
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